Posted 1 day ago
The likelihood of a person harboring secret desires to engage in sexual and/or romantic activities with members of the same sex is directly proportional to the frequency and volume of said person’s vocalized objections to homosexuality.
Haggard’s Law
Posted 2 days ago
I bought this pin today at a thrift store for $1. What were the circumstances under which this pin was crafted, and made to be worn? I don’t get it. But it’s awesome.

I bought this pin today at a thrift store for $1. What were the circumstances under which this pin was crafted, and made to be worn? I don’t get it. But it’s awesome.

Posted 3 days ago
“Recently I walked by the Ala Moana Mac cosmetic store and noticed a crowd of Japanese tourists gawking and snapping pics. Amazingly, a model in full body paint was posing against a set. She was a darn good simulation of a late 19th century oil painting. At first I though she was nekid—wearing only makeup—but she sported a few scrapes of cloth in the right places. Also, she hardly ever blinked…”
http://emedia.leeward.hawaii.edu/frary/pic290.htm

“Recently I walked by the Ala Moana Mac cosmetic store and noticed a crowd of Japanese tourists gawking and snapping pics. Amazingly, a model in full body paint was posing against a set. She was a darn good simulation of a late 19th century oil painting. At first I though she was nekid—wearing only makeup—but she sported a few scrapes of cloth in the right places. Also, she hardly ever blinked…”

http://emedia.leeward.hawaii.edu/frary/pic290.htm


Posted 4 days ago
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I just saved Tumblr’s phone number so’s that I can call in. Why aren’t more people doing this?

equivoque:

(via davethebrave)

Oh Christ. Ohhhhhh Christ.

No wonder the people at Thrifty Foods think we’re a dysfunctional married couple.

Posted 5 days ago
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superfoo:

but goddammit, this round is on me / nobody learned no nothing from no history

Ave. B - Gogol Bordello (East Infection EP)

Posted 5 days ago

i have just discovered a great fallacy.

I’m pretty sure my ex girlfriend had the same fear. But I think it was more motivated by the fact that she was a slave to her straightener, and couldn’t imagine destroying it and not having one for a day or two.

equivoque:

crownoflaurel:

Leaving the curling/straightening iron on when you leave for work/school.

What the fuck.

1. It’s not like the temperature is steadily rising, from hair maintenance to inferno.

2. Did you happen to leave the burning hot surface on top of a stack of papers? What about a pile of dirty laundry? Anything else completely flammable? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

The point is: it’s a ridiculous concern. So stop with the OCD checking.

I feel like this is totally directed at me.

I may have checked the straightener 2x before leaving this morning…

Posted 5 days ago
You need to watch this movie.

You need to watch this movie.

Posted 1 week ago
thedailywhat:

Screenprint of the Day: “Why You Should Buy Art” by William Powhida.
Archival pigment print. 10” x 8” (200 run); 14” x 11” (500 run); 20” x 16” (20 run).
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thedailywhat:

Screenprint of the Day:Why You Should Buy Art” by William Powhida.

Archival pigment print. 10” x 8” (200 run); 14” x 11” (500 run); 20” x 16” (20 run).

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Posted 1 week ago

onecoolthing:

One of the coolest games I’ve ever played. Plenty of “A Ha!” moments to be had here. Click around and see what you discover.

If you liked this check out the rest of Daniel Benmergui’s games like I Wish I Were The Moon.

Posted 1 week ago