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Twitter.com/LovableRascal</description><title>LovableRascal</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @lovablerascal)</generator><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/</link><item><title>"The likelihood of a person harboring secret desires to engage in sexual and/or romantic activities..."</title><description>“The likelihood of a person harboring secret desires to engage in sexual and/or romantic activities with members of the same sex is directly proportional to the frequency and volume of said person’s vocalized objections to homosexuality.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Haggard’s Law&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/435532990</link><guid>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/435532990</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:49:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I bought this pin today at a thrift store for $1. What were the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyw7m79nOt1qz5r1do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I bought this pin today at a thrift store for $1. What were the circumstances under which this pin was crafted, and made to be worn? I don’t get it. But it’s awesome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/431528839</link><guid>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/431528839</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 22:42:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>“Recently I walked by the Ala Moana Mac cosmetic store and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyvesewobS1qz5r1do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;“Recently I walked by the Ala Moana Mac cosmetic store and noticed a crowd of Japanese tourists gawking and snapping pics. Amazingly, a model in full body paint was posing against a set. She was a darn good simulation of a late 19th century oil painting. At first I though she was nekid—wearing only makeup—but she sported a few scrapes of cloth in the right places. Also, she hardly ever blinked…”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="Makeup girl" href="http://emedia.leeward.hawaii.edu/frary/pic290.htm" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://emedia.leeward.hawaii.edu/frary/pic290.htm" target="_blank"&gt;http://emedia.leeward.hawaii.edu/frary/pic290.htm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/430513154</link><guid>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/430513154</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:19:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I just saved Tumblr’s phone number so’s that I can...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.lovablerascal.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/428191269/tumblr_kysklw0t131qzedqm&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I just saved Tumblr’s phone number so’s that I can call in. Why aren’t more people doing this?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://equivoque.tumblr.com/post/427631450/via-davethebrave-oh-christ-ohhhhhh-christ-no" target="_blank"&gt;equivoque&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://davethebrave.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;davethebrave&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh Christ. Ohhhhhh Christ.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;No wonder the people at Thrifty Foods think we’re a dysfunctional married couple.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/428191269</link><guid>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/428191269</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 07:33:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>superfoo:

but goddammit, this round is on me / nobody learned...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.lovablerascal.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/426985894/tumblr_kyrq8gijQl1qz5cmc&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://superfoo.tumblr.com/post/426516840/but-goddammit-this-round-is-on-me-nobody" target="_blank"&gt;superfoo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;but goddammit, this round is on me / nobody learned no nothing from no history&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ave. B - Gogol Bordello (East Infection EP)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/426985894</link><guid>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/426985894</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:01:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>i have just discovered a great fallacy.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’m pretty sure my ex girlfriend had the same fear. But I think it was more motivated by the fact that she was a slave to her straightener, and couldn’t imagine destroying it and not having one for a day or two.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://equivoque.tumblr.com/post/425453599/i-have-just-discovered-a-great-fallacy" target="_blank"&gt;equivoque&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://crownoflaurel.tumblr.com/post/425362791" target="_blank"&gt;crownoflaurel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Leaving the curling/straightening iron on when you leave for work/school.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What the fuck.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. It’s not like the temperature is steadily rising, from hair maintenance to inferno.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. Did you happen to leave the burning hot surface on top of a stack of papers? What about a pile of dirty laundry? Anything else completely flammable? Yeah, I didn’t think so.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The point is: it’s a ridiculous concern. So stop with the OCD checking.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I feel like this is totally directed at me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;I may have checked the straightener 2x before leaving this morning…&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/425542757</link><guid>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/425542757</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 23:19:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>You need to watch this movie.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyqk3crZJS1qz5r1do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You need to watch this movie.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/425309832</link><guid>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/425309832</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 21:26:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Screenprint of the Day: “Why You Should Buy Art”...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyocmo0ZG31qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedw.us/post/422976317/screenprint-of-the-day-why-you-should-buy-art" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Screenprint of the Day:&lt;/b&gt; “&lt;a href="http://www.20x200.com/art/2010/03/why-you-should-buy-art.html" target="_blank"&gt;Why You Should Buy Art&lt;/a&gt;” by &lt;a href="http://www.williampowhida.com/" target="_blank"&gt;William Powhida&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Archival pigment print. 10” x 8” (200 run); 14” x 11” (500 run); 20” x 16” (20 run).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://bblinks.blogspot.com/2010/03/why-you-should-buy-art.html" target="_blank"&gt;bb-blog&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/423010323</link><guid>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/423010323</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:45:58 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>onecoolthing:

One of the coolest games I’ve ever played. Plenty...</title><description>&lt;object style="width: 400px; height: 584px;" width="400" height="584" data="http://daniel_benmergui_games.s3.amazonaws.com/Today.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&#13;
&lt;param name="src" value="http://daniel_benmergui_games.s3.amazonaws.com/Today.swf" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://onecoolthingaday.com/post/408814278/one-of-the-coolest-games-ive-ever-played-plenty" target="_blank"&gt;onecoolthing&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;One of the coolest games I’ve ever played. Plenty of “A Ha!” moments to be had here. Click around and see what you discover.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;If you liked this check out the rest of Daniel Benmergui’s games like &lt;a href="http://www.ludomancy.com/blog/2008/09/03/i-wish-i-were-the-moon/" target="_blank"&gt;I Wish I Were The Moon.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/419756564</link><guid>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/419756564</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 07:14:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyl1177mg31qz5r1do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/418934161</link><guid>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/418934161</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 21:46:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>gatekeeper:

Eternal Sunshine..
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyfmeczprX1qztsrto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gatekeeper.tumblr.com/post/414673123" target="_blank"&gt;gatekeeper&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Eternal Sunshine..&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/418874808</link><guid>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/418874808</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 21:15:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyir4mXEeq1qz5r1do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/416049987</link><guid>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/416049987</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 16:17:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Holy shit, even the trailer was terrible.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SzI-ZbcK_sw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SzI-ZbcK_sw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Holy shit, even the trailer was terrible.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/415422761</link><guid>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/415422761</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:40:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>superfoo:

(via adwilliams)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyf3rsmP651qznsqyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://superfoo.tumblr.com/post/412105762/via-adwilliams" target="_blank"&gt;superfoo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://adwilliams.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;adwilliams&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/413069515</link><guid>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/413069515</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 05:43:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KfbAFgD2mLo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KfbAFgD2mLo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/411902870</link><guid>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/411902870</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:40:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I love my hometown.
Photo of St. Augustine, Florida. Street...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyd4a0X1Cb1qz5r1do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love my hometown.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Photo of St. Augustine, Florida. Street view. It was made between 1861 and 1865 by Cooley, Sam A. (Samuel A.).&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/409556179</link><guid>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/409556179</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:15:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>@Marri is pretty! XD
equivoque:

OH NOES MY BUS
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kycw6u0Gln1qzdi2go1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;@Marri is pretty! XD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://equivoque.tumblr.com/post/409332659/oh-noes-my-bus" target="_blank"&gt;equivoque&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OH NOES MY BUS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/409527724</link><guid>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/409527724</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:55:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"When did public displays of contrition become the norm? More to the point, who actually appreciates..."</title><description>“When did public displays of contrition become the norm? More to the point, who actually appreciates them? Sitting through any public apology is mortifying. It just feels wrong. And ­unless the poor sod in ­question is ­saying sorry for something as ­momentous as a war crime, it’s ­entirely unnecessary.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/feb/22/charlie-brooker-terry-kay-woods-adultery" target="_blank"&gt;In the west, adultery isn’t punished by stoning. Instead, the press will kick you until you beg for forgiveness | Charlie Brooker&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://spratt.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;spratt&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/406859153</link><guid>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/406859153</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 06:46:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Lovely.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky72jhJ7j01qz5r1do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lovely.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/402640039</link><guid>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/402640039</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 08:52:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m just like everyone else, it seems. I found this on my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky5p0h1ab71qz5r1do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m just like everyone else, it seems. I found this on my phone. Its me. I like it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/401030569</link><guid>http://www.lovablerascal.com/post/401030569</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 15:02:00 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
